Put Some Nice Things In Your Easter Bonnet And Smoke Them

Don't tell us that's not how Easter bonnets work.

Ryan Zinke Says No Oil Rigs At Mar-a-Lago, For Science Reasons He Definitely Did Not Just Make Up

Other states don't have all that 'geology' getting in the way.

Gary Johnson Knows Learning Things Is A Gateway Drug To Knowing Things

This idiot does not give stoners a good name.

Mississippi Governor Tired Of You Discriminating Against His Shiny New Jim Crow Laws For Homos

Phil Bryant says he is just trying to protect people who want to discriminate from being discriminated against.

Post-Racial America