Kellyanne Conway Enjoys Pina Coladas, Threatening Less Powerful Women For The LULZ She's the absolute worst. Stephen Robinson White House 25 Oct 2019
Say What You Will About Anthony Scaramucci, But He's Driving Trump BUGF*CK Is he sincere? We hope so! Do we care that much if he isn't? Meh. Evan Hurst News 20 Aug 2019
Which Stephen Miller Will Replace Kirstjen Nielsen At DHS? (Stephen Miller) She's quitting to spend more time caging babies in the private sector. Liz Dye News 08 Apr 2019
What Part Of 'Does Not Exonerate' Don't Republicans Understand? Any of it, Katie! Doktor Zoom News 25 Mar 2019
CNN Knows Who Is 'Badass' And It Is Kellyanne Conway, So That's Some Horse Sh*t Right There No. No. No no no no no. Evan Hurst News 21 Mar 2019
Trump Just Told ISIS Where We'll Be Attacking, On The White House Lawn Better or worse than on the Mar-a-Lago patio? Evan Hurst News 20 Mar 2019
In Tonight's Performance, The Role Of 'Devin Nunes's Cow' Will Be Played By George Conway President Shithole will be understudying for Devin Nunes, of course. Evan Hurst News 20 Mar 2019
John Roberts Not Our Real Dad, Can't Make Us Be Nice. Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Two! Impeachment
