Which Stephen Miller Will Replace Kirstjen Nielsen At DHS? (Stephen Miller)

She's quitting to spend more time caging babies in the private sector.

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What Part Of 'Does Not Exonerate' Don't Republicans Understand?

Any of it, Katie!

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CNN Knows Who Is 'Badass' And It Is Kellyanne Conway, So That's Some Horse Sh*t Right There

No. No. No no no no no.

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Trump Just Told ISIS Where We'll Be Attacking, On The White House Lawn

Better or worse than on the Mar-a-Lago patio?

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In Tonight's Performance, The Role Of 'Devin Nunes's Cow' Will Be Played By George Conway

President Shithole will be understudying for Devin Nunes, of course.

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George And Kellyanne Conway Fighting Again, About How Her Boss Is Psychopath Who Will Kill Us All

And what did your husband say about YOUR boss today?

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Americans United At Last: Trump's A Dirty, Crimey, Crooked Man

His defenders say he was only a crook before getting elected.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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