CNN Knows Who Is 'Badass' And It Is Kellyanne Conway, So That's Some Horse Sh*t Right There

No. No. No no no no no.

In Tonight's Performance, The Role Of 'Devin Nunes's Cow' Will Be Played By George Conway

President Shithole will be understudying for Devin Nunes, of course.

George And Kellyanne Conway Fighting Again, About How Her Boss Is Psychopath Who Will Kill Us All

And what did your husband say about YOUR boss today?