Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Washington's Lost Weekend!

A hot Colonial punch to warm you up for the trick-or-treaters.

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They Had Tears In Their Eyes And They Said 'Sir, Sir! Everybody Is Saying You Have The Best Words.'

Donald Trump's speech at the National Hispanic Leadership Conference sure was something.


Hey, Look, It’s Republicans Being Terrible About Presidents Day

There’s never a day off from the race to the bottom.

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