Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

Russia

2018: The Year In Robert Mueller's Witch Hunt Finding SO MANY GUILTY-ASS WITCHES

Here's to Mueller finding many more in 2019!

Russia

Fuck Are All These Russians Doing In Michael Cohen's Sex Payoff Slush Fund?????

THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT, MICHAEL COHEN?

Russia

How Pissed Putin Gonna Be About These Sanctions, On A Scale Of One To 'Guess I'll Poison Somebody'?

These might actually leave a mark!

Russia

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Donate

Today Was The Day Robert Mueller Put Somebody IN JAIL

Robert Mueller is not fucking around, y'all.

Russia

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Donate

Pete Buttigieg, If You're Not Busy, This Nice Gentleman Has Some Questions About Butt-Play

Culture Wars

Border Patriot Made Up Cancer Boy, Stole Truck, Told Copper 'I Am America'

Crime

Newsletter

Shop Wonkette Bazaar

Wonkette on Redbubble

NRA = Weak Sad Poop

Enemy of the People

This Is Not An Ad

Buy Shit From Amazon, Wonkette Gets Money

Privacy

Privacy Policy