Joe Biden Gave One Hell Of A Gettysburg Speech Our better angels have had the crap knocked out of them. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 07 Oct 2020
Trump Plans GOP Convention At White House Because F*ck It, If You're Gonna Steal, STEAL BIG! Grifters gonna grift. Liz Dye Healthcare 10 Aug 2020
In Very Own Gettysburg Address, Donald Trump Ends Groping Controversy By Promising To Sue Everybody It would have been a better speech if if had been written on the back of an envelope. Doktor Zoom Elections 24 Oct 2016
Time Traveling Obama Made Lincoln Remove 'Under God' From First Draft Of Gettysburg Address, Also Didn't Even Kill Hitler Doktor Zoom News 19 Nov 2013