Joe Biden Says Good Day, Moderate Republicans, HE SAYS GOOD DAY SIRS.

Joe Biden's theme song is 'Won't Be Fooled Again' (yes, nerds, 'Fragments,' shut up).

POTUS

Instacart Workers On Strike EVEN THOUGH Company Agreed To Give Them ... Hand Sanitizer

Bet you didn't know the people picking your groceries didn't get hand sanitizer before.

Class War

Behold, We Have A Stimulus Bill!

It includes some oversight for the slush fund, so that's something.

Healthcare

Lucky Duckie Newly Unemployed People Just Sitting In Their Living Rooms Like Bunch Of Mooching Assholes

Don't worry, Trump will businessman us all back to normal. Herbert Hoovery normal anyway.

economics