How Bad Is Trump Gonna F*ck It Up With Kim Jong Un, On A Scale Of One To 'Oops, I Gave Ivanka To North Korea'? The world's eyes are on Trump, and they are LOLing. Evan Hurst News 26 Feb 2019
Trump So Mad At Dan Coats He's Gonna Be A Chickensh*t Who's Too Scared To Fire Him UH OH, DAN COATS IS TELLING THE TRUTH TOO MUCH. Evan Hurst Featured 20 Feb 2019
President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT! The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking. Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN! Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
President Whine-Baby Climbs Into Maggie Haberman's Arms, Cries It Out 'Sometimes you just have to let them cry it out,' Maggie Haberman may or may not have said to Peter Baker after the interview was over. Evan Hurst News 01 Feb 2019
10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t We're sure this is fine. Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2019
Can We Call Trump A Literal Actual Russian Agent Now? What About Now? What About Now? What About ... Hey you guys, Trump and Putin had another secret meeting! Yes, another one! Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2019
ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK They have ... a limit????? Evan Hurst News 14 Dec 2018
John Roberts Not Our Real Dad, Can't Make Us Be Nice. Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Two! Impeachment
