How Bad Is Trump Gonna F*ck It Up With Kim Jong Un, On A Scale Of One To 'Oops, I Gave Ivanka To North Korea'?

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Trump So Mad At Dan Coats He's Gonna Be A Chickensh*t Who's Too Scared To Fire Him

UH OH, DAN COATS IS TELLING THE TRUTH TOO MUCH.

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President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT!

The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking.

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Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t

No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN!

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President Whine-Baby Climbs Into Maggie Haberman's Arms, Cries It Out

'Sometimes you just have to let them cry it out,' Maggie Haberman may or may not have said to Peter Baker after the interview was over.

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10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t

We're sure this is fine.

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Can We Call Trump A Literal Actual Russian Agent Now? What About Now? What About Now? What About ...

Hey you guys, Trump and Putin had another secret meeting! Yes, another one!

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ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK

They have ... a limit?????

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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Fox News Dipsh*t To New College Grads: OWN THE LIBS BY BE MORE STUPIDER OK?

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