The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.

Elections

Kirsten Gillibrand Will HAVE YOUR FUCKING ASS. But Really Nicely. She Sounds Really Nice!

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Guns

Barack Obama Records 15 Minutes Of Science Teevee. WHY ISN'T HE KILLING ISIS???

POTUS

St. Louis Archbishop Pretty Certain Girl Scouts Are Tools Of The Devil

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