'I Am Not A Crook.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 11, 2018

Trump has 'no Plan B,' and wants to shut the government down over his goddamn wall. Your morning news brief!

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Glenn Beck Loudly SELF-DEPORTS (From Brian Stelter's Sunday Show)

How dare Stelter ask him a question about his foundering website laying everybody off.

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Dirty On The Inside. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 25, 2018

Trump gives immigrants a choice, we must have CIVILITY, and MORE Scott Pruitt grift. Your morning news brief.

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Hey Conservatives, It's Not Our Fault That You Suck At Art.

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Roy Moore Being Persecuted For Loving Jesus, Not Because He Wanted To Fuck Kids

God did say His people would be hated for loving him too much.

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Bill O'Reilly So Mad God Forced His Penis Into All Those Precarious Situations

OH NO GOD'S GOT BILL'S PENIS IN A HEADLOCK AGAIN!

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

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Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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