They're not going to happen.
Don't worry, Trump will businessman us all back to normal. Herbert Hoovery normal anyway.
Cruz spox: It's an honor just to be considered (by the ignorant fuck).
Turkey says it recorded Khashoggi's murder, the markets are tumbling, and we're still ignoring Kanye. Your morning news brief!
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