Donald Trump Decides Heidi Cruz Too Ugly To Be World Bank President Cruz spox: It's an honor just to be considered (by the ignorant fuck). Doktor Zoom News 31 Jan 2019
What Could It Cost, Michael? Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 12, 2018 Turkey says it recorded Khashoggi's murder, the markets are tumbling, and we're still ignoring Kanye. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Feminininism 12 Oct 2018
Rest Of World To Shove Our Tariffs Up Our Ass, So That Sounds Sexy Goodtimes Fun! Trump will break us into a thousand pieces. A Nice Lady News 01 Jun 2018
Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass Stop being naughty, Deep State, you stop it RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 06 Feb 2018
Ali Velshi And Stephanie Ruhle Literally Defenestrate Republican And His Dumb Tax Cut Talking Points You come at these two, you best have your facts straight. Doktor Zoom News 05 Dec 2017
In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot This is why Alabama cannot have nice things. Evan Hurst News 27 Sep 2017
Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Tuesday, Even Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn't Hooray, we have a nice new excerpt to read! Evan Hurst News 11 Sep 2017
Hillary Clinton BOTHERING US AGAIN With LADY BOOK About How She's A BIG LOSER Hooray, we have excerpts from Hillary's new book! Evan Hurst News 23 Aug 2017
