Mmmm, This Coal Water Tastes Like Freedom! Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water. Doktor Zoom News 03 Feb 2017
Chair Of House 'Science' Committee: Donald Trump Best Source Of Facts On Climate, Hair Care Science: What has it ever done for us? Doktor Zoom News 30 Jan 2017
THE RESISTANCE BEGINS ... With All These National Park Service Social Media Managers GONE ROGUE! Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jan 2017
Trump Day Five: U.S. Government Agencies Go Silent, May Have Been Swallowed By Black Hole Well, that accelerated quickly! Doktor Zoom News 24 Jan 2017
Purge Of White House Website Complete: Gays And Climate Change No Longer Exist Well, what else did you expect? Doktor Zoom News 20 Jan 2017
Make Your Perfect Avocado Toast And We'll Sort You Into A Hogwarts House! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 26, 2020 News
Liveblogging 'Entertainment Tonight' Or The Democratic Debate Or Whatever Is On CBS Right Now 2020 democratic primary
The Stage Is Getting Bigger Again, Oh F*ck! Your Charleston Democratic Debate Preview! 2020 democratic primary
