Florida Man Kidnaps Monkey, Tells Stupid Lies, Gets Arrested Like A Florida Man. Your Open Thread! Good monkey, bad neighbor, open thread. Doktor Zoom News 03 Mar 2017
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Deleted Comments: Like Your Master Obama, Wonkette Wants To Destroy America Doktor Zoom News 22 Nov 2015
Deleted Comments: Like Your Master Obama, Wonkette Wants To Destroy America