Lindsey Graham And Donald Trump Are ON A BREAK!
Lindsey Graham gonna teach that philandering Donald Trump a lesson, yes siree.
17 Jan 2018
Who Was This Nazi Speaking At The Roy Moore Rally Last Night? Not Steve Bannon, The Other One
Behind every frog is a silver lining.
12 Dec 2017
Donald Trump Will Love Vladimir Putin Forever And Ever, And You Can't Stop Him!
Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.
09 Sep 2016
New Democratic Ad Is Just People Reading Gross Breitbart Headlines, Because Breitbart Is Gross
What is YOUR favorite disgusting, racist, homophobic, misogynistic Breitbart headline? The Democrats want to know!
24 Aug 2016
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Little Marco Rubio Hates Senate So Much, Wants To Stay In Senate Forever Now
Also he hates you, he hates you, he hates you, and you are not his real dad.
22 Jun 2016
Ted Cruz Just Wants To Help GOP Senate Buddies But They're All Busy Washing Their Hair
Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!
31 May 2016
Hispanic Voter El Jeb Bush Appalled By Donald Trump's Cinco de Mayo Racisms!
Where was THIS Jeb Bush during his oh so pathetic, not-even-sure-my-mom's-gonna-vote-for-me campaign?
17 May 2016
Donald Trump, Paul Ryan Is Not That Kind Of Girl!
Despite the obvious chemistry, Paul says he is not the kind of Speaker who goes in for party unification on the first date, and is withholding his endorsement until he gets flowers.
12 May 2016
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