Donald Trump Says Bunch Of Dumb Shit While Stock Market Plunges. Look, Kittens!

If Monday was any indication, we're in for another weird week.

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Paul Ryan Explains The True Benefits Of GOP Tax Cuts: A Buck Fitty

Few people try to connect with ordinary working folks like Paul Ryan. Fortunately.

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Is It Even Fair That Your Boss Has To Buy You Health Insurance? A Republican Thinker!

How are Republicans trying fo screw up healthcare today? How AREN'T they?

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Orrin Hatch And Chuck Grassley In Poor-Shitting Contest, Congratulations, Both Win!!!!

We also have to do something about all those welfare Cadillacs.

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