It's 'Special Rights' When Gay People Want Cake, But Airplane Discount For NRA Is GOD-FUCKING-GIVEN Georgia simply won't stand for a pipsqueak airline's bowing to liberal pressure. So it'll apply some rightwing pressure instead. Doktor Zoom News 27 Feb 2018
'Reopen The Government' Just Another Word For 'Fuck With The ACA Some More' Why just fund the government for three weeks when you can also tinker with some tax cuts, too? Doktor Zoom News 23 Jan 2018
Trump Working Hard To Fuck Up Everyone's Taxes At Record Levels What could possibly go worng? Doktor Zoom News 12 Jan 2018
Are Those Tax-Cut Bonuses A Publicity Stunt Scam? Hey, Let's Ask Walmart! Those tax cuts for the super-rich sure are trickling onto Walmart workers, you bet. Doktor Zoom News 12 Jan 2018
Cost Of CHIP Really A Bargain. Especially Compared To Price Of 9 Million Tiny Caskets. It's A Festivus miracle! Actually, it's more of a Festivus not-entirely-a-tragedy! Doktor Zoom News 11 Jan 2018
Newt Gingrich Predicts Huge Republican Landslide In 2018, ON THE MOON Newt makes one good point: Democrats shouldn't assume they'll win in 2018. For one thing, look at the bullshit they're up against. Doktor Zoom News 28 Dec 2017
North Carolina Congressman Explains To Katy Tur How Middle Class Tax Cuts Are Socialism Too bad this guy didn't get more brains, but that would be socialism. Doktor Zoom News 27 Dec 2017
AT&T Follows All Those Tax-Cut Bonuses With Thousands Of Tax-Cut Layoffs, Merry Goddamn Christmas Big Business as usual. Doktor Zoom News 27 Dec 2017
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
