Rudy Giuliani Doesn't Remember Seeing Hillary Clinton On 9/11. Maybe She Was Flying The Planes!

Rudy Giuliani is sick and tired of Hillary Clinton saying she remembers 9/11. Nobody remembers 9/11 except Rudy Giuliani.

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Barack Obama Claims He's Not A Demon. Which Is Just What He Would Say.

Bet he smells like sex and good Scotch.

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Texas Congressidiot Just Can't Decide If 'I Like Raping Women' Would Be Bad

He's real sorry about that.

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