Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not.

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Did Cheatin' Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Do Naked Time On The Public Dime? SOLID MAYBE!

IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.)

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NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did

None of our thoughts about this scandal are appropriate.

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Fake Journalist James O'Keefe Says Refugees Have Fake Passports. Please Panic Now.

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