Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not. Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell! Evan Hurst News 08 Feb 2019
Did Cheatin' Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Do Naked Time On The Public Dime? SOLID MAYBE! IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.) Evan Hurst News 23 Feb 2018
NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did None of our thoughts about this scandal are appropriate. Evan Hurst News 02 Feb 2018
Fake Journalist James O'Keefe Says Refugees Have Fake Passports. Please Panic Now. Doktor Zoom News 20 Nov 2015
Mike Huckabee Is An Evil, Soulless Sack Of Fermented Rat Jizz, Syrian Refugee Edition Evan Hurst News 15 Sep 2015
Sad Mississippi Lovebirds Just Wanted ISIS Honeymoon Of Their Dreams, Is That Wrong? Evan Hurst News 12 Aug 2015
CNN EXCLUSIVE: Beware The Flag Of Radical Islamic Dildos And Buttplugs Kaili Joy Gray News 29 Jun 2015
Dumb Virginia County Can't Stop Invoking Jesus, Must Pay $74,000, Ha Ha Ha Doktor Zoom News 01 Jun 2015
It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About. Impeachment
Fed Society Founder Steve Calabresi Was A Dick But He Was Smart. The Daily Caller Ruined That Too Impeachment
