Texas Gov Generously Offers To Help Austin Homeless. If by 'Help' You Mean 'Leper Colonies.' Maybe shout "feces and used needles!" a little louder. Doktor Zoom State/Local Politics 03 Oct 2019
Texas Gunman Failed Background Check, Ipso Facto MOAR GUNZ NOW Laws against shooting people don't work either, so might as well get rid of those too. Doktor Zoom Guns 03 Sep 2019
Some Garbage On El Paso And Dayton Shootings That People Said, Out Loud, With Their Mouths The scourge of video games will finally be addressed. Doktor Zoom Guns 05 Aug 2019
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Saves Bigot Chicken Sandwiches From Gay Hordes Chick-fil-A now has more legal protections than gay families in Texas. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 22 Jul 2019
Wendy Davis Thinkering Up A Run Against New Ted Cruz-Flavored Asshole Congressboy, Chip Roy Advocates weird ideas like 'government should help people,' and other madness. Doktor Zoom News 11 Jun 2019
Tell Us More About How Innocent You Are, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott! Don't believe your lying eyes. Doktor Zoom Vote suppression 06 Jun 2019
Texas SOS Sh*tcanned After Failed Voter Purge, So That's Sad We Guess Goodbye, asshole! Hope we never hear from you again! Goodbye! Doktor Zoom Vote suppression 28 May 2019
Texas Gov Knows Who F*cked Up His 'Illegals Voting' Scam, And It Was ... NOT THE DEMS???? Greg Abbott, we don't even know you anymore. Doktor Zoom Courts 05 Mar 2019
