Wendy Davis Thinkering Up A Run Against New Ted Cruz-Flavored Asshole Congressboy, Chip Roy

Advocates weird ideas like 'government should help people,' and other madness.

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Tell Us More About How Innocent You Are, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott!

Don't believe your lying eyes.

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Texas Gov Knows Who F*cked Up His 'Illegals Voting' Scam, And It Was ... NOT THE DEMS????

Greg Abbott, we don't even know you anymore.

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Texas Jackwad Lied About 'Illegal' Voters, Part 43

With the state attorney general, for the assist!

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Texas Brown People Registered To Vote Again

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Let's Join Sarah Huckabee Sanders In Round Of Salty Tears As We Mutually Agree To Do Nothing About Kids Murdered At School

Sarah Huckabee Sanders reassures young boy that the Trump administration is tackling gun violence. Take heart, children! And cover!

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House Intel Republican Just Saying Trump-Style Election Crimes Are Awesome Now

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Oh Dear, Glenn Greenwald Pulled A Glenn Greenwald Again

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