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Trump's stonewalling and screaming, Republicans are squirming, and a lovely tribute for Rep. John Dingell. Your morning news brief!

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Season 2 of Supreme Court Apprentice, SOME immigrant kids might see their families today, and Megyn Kelly's a dick about #MeToo. Your morning news brief.

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Trump officially starts his trade war, mocks #MeToo and journalists, and deports enlisted soldiers. Your morning news brief.

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Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.

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Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

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Poor Marks. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 6, 2019

Trump's stonewalling and screaming, Republicans are squirming, and a lovely tribute for Rep. John Dingell. Your morning news brief!

Megyn Kelly Being A Super Bitch-Face Again, This Time About Miss America. It's Weird.

Megyn Kelly is now 100% suck

Meet Supreme Court Nominee FAAAAAAART. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 10, 2018

Season 2 of Supreme Court Apprentice, SOME immigrant kids might see their families today, and Megyn Kelly's a dick about #MeToo. Your morning news brief.

So Easy To Win Like You Wouldn't Believe. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 6, 2018

Trump officially starts his trade war, mocks #MeToo and journalists, and deports enlisted soldiers. Your morning news brief.

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Let's Swim In The Tears Of Men Mourning The Loss Of The Miss America Swimsuit Contest!

Things are moving so fast! Do we have windburn?

RUN, RONNY, RUN! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 24, 2018

Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

Miss America Pageant Takes Out The Trash (Its Garbage-Human Board Of Directors)

Probably everyone?

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Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!

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