Pete Buttigieg, If You're Not Busy, This Nice Gentleman Has Some Questions About Butt-Play Lube up, boys, we're going in! Evan Hurst News 22 May 2019
Uh Oh, Mayor Pete! Jacob Wohl Has A Rake, And He's Gonna Step On It! The saga of America's dumbest, most unfuckable Trump supporter continues. Evan Hurst News 30 Apr 2019
Did Saudi Prince Torture A Guy On Jared Kushner's Info? This Is Not 'Good' Did we not JUST FINISH a story about the weirdo Saudi Arabian/Emirati angle of the Robert Mueller investigation? We did! Here is another one! Evan Hurst News 22 Mar 2018
How Is Facebook Breaking America For Trump And Russia Today? HOW IS IT NOT? Evan Hurst News 25 Sep 2017
How Is The Daily Beast Being A Raging Dumpster Fire Today? The Daily Beast thought it would be cool to publish a story that basically outed a bunch of gay Olympic athletes in Rio, some of them from 'notoriously homophobic' countries. For real, they did that. Evan Hurst News 11 Aug 2016
FBI Just Not Ready To Tell America How Gay Orlando Shooter Was Is the FBI missing something? Is everybody else missing something? Evan Hurst News 24 Jun 2016
Was This Man Orlando Mass Shooter Omar Mateen's Gay Latino Lover? Maybe! There's a lot of 'allegedly' in this story, but boy oh boy, if this is true. Evan Hurst News 23 Jun 2016
Orlando Killer's Dad Wishes Pulse Nightclub Wouldn't Have Been So Cheap About Hiring Security As gently as possible, may we suggest that it's probably time for him to STFU? Evan Hurst News 15 Jun 2016
SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Just Saying The Republic Is Under Attack, From Donald Trump Impeachment
