Nice Time! US Won't Open Baby Jail At Guantanamo! (Yet) We'll take whatever 'good' news we can find. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 24 Apr 2019
Former Gitmo Commander Who Called Prisoner Suicides 'Asymetrical Warfare' Named Ambassador To Australia It is also quite possible that their deaths were not even suicides. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 10 Feb 2018
Shitshow At Gitmo Who could have predicted that a quasi-black site with no laws would be so complicated? Liz Dye News 02 Nov 2017
Trump's Crappy Cabinet. Yr Wonkagenda: Monday, November 14, 2016 Trump's stocking his cabinet, just how lame our "lame duck" congress is, and the Berner's are back. Your daily news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Nov 2016
Even George W. Bush's Favorite Torture Boy Thinks Donald Trump Is Like WHOA BAD CRAZY JOHN YOO! Even JOHN YOO thinks Trump is unfit to be president. Evan Hurst News 31 Oct 2016
Sen. Tom Cotton Dreams Of An America With Even More People In Prison Sen. Tom Cotton offered a contrarian take on prison reform: we need to put a whole lot more people behind bars, ideally forever. Doktor Zoom News 20 May 2016
Obama's Gay Army Secretary Nominee On Hold, Because Sen. Pat Roberts Is Being A Dick But Sen. Roberts is being a dick for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons, he says! Evan Hurst News 11 May 2016
Ben Carson Plans To End Terrorism With 'Truth Serum,' Also Jetpacks Maybe Doktor Zoom News 24 Feb 2016
Matt Gaetz Demands Senator Richard Burr's Ouster For Stock Dumping. Must Be That Time Of The Month Again. Congress
