Trump Prefers Defense Bills That Weren't Captured. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Prosecution rests in Manafort case, Stephen Miller somehow gets creepier, and Trump/Omarosa still saying dumb shit. Your morning news brief.

Kris Kobach Wants You To Suck On His Fake Machine Gun

How can he trigger the libs when the gun doesn't even have a firing mechanism?

Elections

Oliver North Says You Are Being WORSE THAN JIM CROW To The Poor, Weak NRA

He is accusing gun control advocates of doing 'civil terrorism' to them.

Post-Racial America

Turns Out Guns In Schools Are A Bad Idea! Who Would Have Thought?

Responsible gun owners seem to keep leaving their loaded guns around where children can find them.

Guns

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Kris Kobach Full Of Snide Things To Say About Teenagers Protesting Gun Violence

In which Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach and a bunch of armed assholes talk shit about teenagers who don't want to be murdered with guns.

Guns

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.

Elections

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.

2018 State and Local Elections

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

Post-Racial America

Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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Trump Prefers Defense Bills That Weren't Captured. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Prosecution rests in Manafort case, Stephen Miller somehow gets creepier, and Trump/Omarosa still saying dumb shit. Your morning news brief.

Kris Kobach Wants You To Suck On His Fake Machine Gun

How can he trigger the libs when the gun doesn't even have a firing mechanism?

Oliver North Says You Are Being WORSE THAN JIM CROW To The Poor, Weak NRA

He is accusing gun control advocates of doing 'civil terrorism' to them.

Turns Out Guns In Schools Are A Bad Idea! Who Would Have Thought?

Responsible gun owners seem to keep leaving their loaded guns around where children can find them.

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Kris Kobach Full Of Snide Things To Say About Teenagers Protesting Gun Violence

In which Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach and a bunch of armed assholes talk shit about teenagers who don't want to be murdered with guns.

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.

Denver, Colorado, We Are Mile High, TONIGHT!

DO YOU GET IT IT IS A DENVER OMELET.

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

Brian Kemp Whines Stacey Abrams Won't Excuse Him From Debate To Go Lick Trump's Balls

Very Serious Journalists Wonder What Would Trump Do, Asking For Jesus

Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

Tomi Lahren v. Candace Owens Is The Z-List Celeb Beef You Didn't Know You Needed

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Very Special Judge Tells Paul Manafort And Giuliani To GTFOH

Peter Strzok Is A Fucking Badass. Let's Liveblog His All-Day Testimony!