UPDATED: A Children's Treasury Of All The Non-Gun Things Conservatives Think Cause Mass Shootings To be updated as necessary. Robyn Pennacchia News 29 May 2018
Ted Nugent Feels So Bad About How The Parkland Survivors Don't Have Souls Ted Nugent is on the board of the NRA and also once wrote a song about gangraping a 13-year-old girl. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 31 Mar 2018
Who Wants To Repeal The Second Amendment? Wonkette Raises Both Hands! A sentence that determines our laws shouldn't be as open to interpretation as Ophelia's flower speech. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 27 Mar 2018
Dems Introduce Assault Weapons Ban, Because Fuck Your Guns Is Why Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO. Doktor Zoom News 09 Nov 2017
Oh No These Lunatics Say Antifa Gonna Civil War Us Tomorrow, BE VERY FRAID!!! Oh goody, the gun-humpers are het up about a fake threat again, and some seem ready to go looking for trouble. Doktor Zoom News 30 Oct 2017
Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump's Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016 Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 09 Jan 2017
Wonkagenda: Friday, October 7, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn News 07 Oct 2016
North Carolina Gun Humpers Raffle Off AR-15, Throw In Picture Of Hillary Clinton, Haw-Haw-Haw A pro-gun group is raffling off an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle along with a photo of Hillary Clinton, not that it means anything. Doktor Zoom News 29 Sep 2016
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
