UPDATED: A Children's Treasury Of All The Non-Gun Things Conservatives Think Cause Mass Shootings To be updated as necessary. Robyn Pennacchia News 29 May 2018
Ted Nugent Feels So Bad About How The Parkland Survivors Don't Have Souls Ted Nugent is on the board of the NRA and also once wrote a song about gangraping a 13-year-old girl. Robyn Pennacchia Guns 31 Mar 2018
Who Wants To Repeal The Second Amendment? Wonkette Raises Both Hands! A sentence that determines our laws shouldn't be as open to interpretation as Ophelia's flower speech. Robyn Pennacchia Guns 27 Mar 2018
Dems Introduce Assault Weapons Ban, Because Fuck Your Guns Is Why Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO. Doktor Zoom Guns 09 Nov 2017
Oh No These Lunatics Say Antifa Gonna Civil War Us Tomorrow, BE VERY FRAID!!! Oh goody, the gun-humpers are het up about a fake threat again, and some seem ready to go looking for trouble. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 30 Oct 2017
Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump's Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016 Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Guns 09 Jan 2017
Wonkagenda: Friday, October 7, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn Elections 07 Oct 2016
North Carolina Gun Humpers Raffle Off AR-15, Throw In Picture Of Hillary Clinton, Haw-Haw-Haw A pro-gun group is raffling off an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle along with a photo of Hillary Clinton, not that it means anything. Doktor Zoom Elections 29 Sep 2016
Are You Voting For Joe Biden Because You Think Your Sexist Neighbors Will Vote For Biden? Let’s Talk! 2016 Presidential Election
Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen Is Paul Manafort's New Prison Concierge 2016 Presidential Election
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
