Florida Skipped Background Checks For Concealed Gun Permits For A Year. Is That Bad?
'Florida Man' isn't usually a government official. Or a woman.
11 Jun 2018
Anthony Bourdain Made Us Appreciate A Lot More Than Just Food. But The Food Was A Pretty Big Deal.
Anthony Bourdain, world-traveling chef, leaves behind a life lived well and honestly.
08 Jun 2018
Fox News Solves School Shootings Forever: Just Shoot A Cannon At The Walls, For The Kids
Fox News brings a water cannon to a mass shooting and gets all wet.
01 Jun 2018
Trump To Meet Grieving Texas Parents, Have A Little Fun, Maybe Take Them To An Arcade Or Water Park
C'mon, get happy! President Cheerful's bringing a little fun to the parents of mass shooting victims.
31 May 2018
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UPDATED: A Children's Treasury Of All The Non-Gun Things Conservatives Think Cause Mass Shootings
To be updated as necessary.
29 May 2018
Nevada Race For US Senate Strangely Lacking In Amusing Weirdos
Not a chicken suit in the bunch.
27 May 2018
Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too
Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
22 May 2018
Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition
What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.
21 May 2018
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