Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens' March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go

YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.

Guns

Your Eyeballs Are Too Dry. Let Us Help You With That

Oh Jesus.

Guns
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