Meet The Commanders Of Mike Pompeo's God Hates Fags Commission On 'Human Rights'! Yes, there is an Aunt Lydia too. In fact, she is the boss! Evan Hurst Culture Wars 11 Jul 2019
Yeah, Nobody's Gonna Shut Up About The Racist Who Didn't Get Into Harvard (The Real Racism) Won't someone please think of the racist children? Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 18 Jun 2019
The Chewbacca Defense. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 31, 2019 Trump starts another trade war, AOC and Ted Cruz join forces (for good!), and Angela Merkel has some advice. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 31 May 2019
Fox News Dipsh*t To New College Grads: OWN THE LIBS BY BE MORE STUPIDER OK? How will Fox News get more viewers if people are 'educated' and stuff? TELL PETE HEGSETH THAT ONE! Evan Hurst Culture Wars 20 May 2019
Elizabeth Warren Raises A Ruckus On Opioids, Wins Over West Virginia Fighting drugs might involve more than scary ads. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 13 May 2019
'National Treasure' But For Donald Trump's Military School Records But you see, Obama made him do it. Doktor Zoom News 06 Mar 2019
Meet Daryl. Daryl Loves Carbon Dioxide. Daryl Hates When Gays Make Him Gay With Their Gay Elbows. Hi, Daryl! Pennsylvania's official heterosexual science-understander, everybody! Doktor Zoom Science 25 Feb 2019
Sorry, Sovereign Citizens, The Government Won't Buy You A Bitchin' Camaro And demanding the government buy you one isn't a 'quirky protest,' it's fraud. Doktor Zoom Crime 08 Jan 2019
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
