Trump Silent About The Puerto Rico Earthquakes, So They've Got That Going For Them 'The Puerto Rico Earthquakes? What sport do they even play? Get back to me if they make the playoffs.' Doktor Zoom White House 10 Jan 2020
Utah Flies Public Employees To Mexico To Fill Prescriptions And Isn't That Normal AF? You know, that seems like a symptom of some kind. Doktor Zoom Healthcare 06 Jan 2020
Obamacare Website Crashes On Final Enrollment Day, Total Coincidence, Nothing To See Fix it? Why would they want to fix it? Doktor Zoom Healthcare 16 Dec 2019
Guess We'll Never Get To See 'Baby Jails: The Movie' Now How about a game show where people could compete to win asylum? Doktor Zoom Immigrants 09 Sep 2019
Lose Your Group Home License, Get A $4 Million Contract To Open A Baby Jail Everything about this is completely normal. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 01 Aug 2019
Immigration Roundup: Oh, Like A Roundup Of Stories And Also We Are Rounding Up *People*, Isn't That Fun? Not in our name. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 30 Jul 2019
Homeland Security Inspector General Would Like A Word About The Baby (And Grownup) Jails Guess Homeland Security is full of radical leftwing kooks. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 03 Jul 2019
Nancy Pelosi Decides Not To Let Trump Shoot The Baby Hostages Even so, goddamn it. Doktor Zoom Congress 28 Jun 2019
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
