Trump Finds One Weird Trick To Shed 40,000 Excess Americans A Year, Without Any Exercise!
After all that 'work,' Trump has finally found a way to kill Obamacare -- and YOU, maybe! -- that involves doing nothing.
08 Jun 2018
Surprise! Trump's Global Gag Rule On Abortion Has Resulted In... More Abortions
Not the safe and legal kind.
25 May 2018
Fact-Averse Conservatives Use UK Toddler's Death To Argue Evils Of Health Care For All
Except it has literally nothing to do with 'socialized medicine' and everything to do with UK child welfare laws.
28 Apr 2018
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Trump Pretty Sure Jesus Wants Your Doctor To Discriminate Against You
What could go wrong?
17 Jan 2018
Papa John's Guy Sad That NFL Players Care More About Police Brutality Than His Pizza Sales
Apparently there is a lot of crossover between people who love police brutality and also love shitty pizza.
01 Nov 2017
Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.
Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?
18 Oct 2017
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Deleted Comments: Donald Trump Gave Up Everything To Save Us. Why Aren't You Grateful?
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