Donald Trump Decides Heidi Cruz Too Ugly To Be World Bank President Cruz spox: It's an honor just to be considered (by the ignorant fuck). Doktor Zoom News 31 Jan 2019
Run For The Border. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan 31, 2019 Mitch McConnell (still) mad elections have consequences, ICE detainees are on a hunger strike, and Trump's still screaming. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 31 Jan 2019
Should Ted Cruz Be Able To Eat Dinner In Peace? Nope. NFW! And the horse you rode in on! Five Dollar Feminist Post-Racial America 25 Sep 2018
GOP Shitting Pants That Ted Cruz Might Lose, Because He Sucks And Everyone Hates Him BETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2018
If Ted Cruz Hates Dildos So Much, Then What's This In His Butt? It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM. Evan Hurst News 14 Sep 2017
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let's Speculate Wildly! SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't. Evan Hurst News 17 Feb 2017
Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE! In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER. Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2016
Megyn Kelly Teaches Donald Trump's Idiot Campaign Manager How Campaigns Work It's NOT FAIR how Hillary keeps bringing up the terrible things Trump says about women, just because he says terrible things about women. Evan Hurst News 29 Sep 2016
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Internal Memo Tells Republicans To Respond To Far-Right Violence With 'I Know You Are But What Am I?' Guns
Megyn Kelly Teaches Donald Trump's Idiot Campaign Manager How Campaigns Work
It's NOT FAIR how Hillary keeps bringing up the terrible things Trump says about women, just because he says terrible things about women.