Donald Trump Decides Heidi Cruz Too Ugly To Be World Bank President Cruz spox: It's an honor just to be considered (by the ignorant fuck). Doktor Zoom News 31 Jan 2019
Run For The Border. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan 31, 2019 Mitch McConnell (still) mad elections have consequences, ICE detainees are on a hunger strike, and Trump's still screaming. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 31 Jan 2019
Should Ted Cruz Be Able To Eat Dinner In Peace? Nope. NFW! And the horse you rode in on! Liz Dye sex crimes 25 Sep 2018
GOP Shitting Pants That Ted Cruz Might Lose, Because He Sucks And Everyone Hates Him BETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Evan Hurst News 10 Sep 2018