'Prepare To Die Cock Sucker' Just Roger Stone's Way Of Saying 'Sorry You Have Ball Cancer, Old Buddy!'

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Whaaaat? Devin Nunes Obstructing The Russia Investigation Again? THE FUCK YOU SAY!

FUCKING DEVIN.

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Happy Father's Day, Roger Stone! YOU ARE THE COLLUSION!

It's always the guy you TOTALLY suspect!

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