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Pat Robertson Would Like To Starve All The Drug Addicts To Death, Just Like Jesus Would Have WHOA IF TRUE, but we don't think Pat Robertson understands the Bible. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 19 May 2016
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Deleted Comments: Why Does Wonkette Want To Throw Democracy Down The Toilet?
A few more pre-election thoughts from our Deleted Commenters.