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New Zealand Bans Assault Rifles In Under A Week, How's That Even Possible?

Oh, you say there's no New Zealand NRA? Guess that could be a factor.

It's Been A Year Since Parkland. Almost 1,200 Kids Have Died By Guns. God Bless America.

But at last the House took action on background checks. It's a start.

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

Looks Like Somebody's Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

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Supreme Court Won't Let Gun Humpers Have Any Fun At All :(

The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?

Dems Introduce Assault Weapons Ban, Because Fuck Your Guns Is Why

Get ready for the geniuses asking if we want to ban CARS, TOO.

Donald Trump Says More Stupid Shit About Guns

Donald Trump says no firearm safety laws could have helped in Texas. The Air Force's failure to report the shooter's domestic violence conviction suggests otherwise.

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