Whatever Pee Tape Russia Has On Donald Trump Must Be DISGUSTING. A VERY MAD Lesson On Recent Russian History!

Dimwitted Manchurian President STUPIDASS.

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Not Sure How To Say This, But Devin Nunes Is Stupider Than We Thought

Did one of his dairy cows drop him on his head while he was fucking it, ALLEGEDLY?

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Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un

He's going to get us all killed.

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Sean Hannity Steps On Dick And Eats It: A Play In One Very Short Act

Well that seems painful.

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Chris Cillizza Shits On Hillary Some More, Because What Else Is He Going To Cover? TAXES?

Good thing the news is slow today and Cillizza had time to do this!

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Jill Stein Under Investigation Now, Probably For Being Too Right

Uh oh, here come the mad comments!

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FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like 'YAY!'

It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER.

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Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend

Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY.

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

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Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today

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Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up

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Never Mind, Just A 10-year-Old Migrant Girl Whose Death They Covered Up

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