Whatever Pee Tape Russia Has On Donald Trump Must Be DISGUSTING. A VERY MAD Lesson On Recent Russian History! Dimwitted Manchurian President STUPIDASS. Evan Hurst News 22 Mar 2018
Not Sure How To Say This, But Devin Nunes Is Stupider Than We Thought Did one of his dairy cows drop him on his head while he was fucking it, ALLEGEDLY? Evan Hurst News 15 Mar 2018
Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un He's going to get us all killed. Evan Hurst News 03 Jan 2018
Sean Hannity Steps On Dick And Eats It: A Play In One Very Short Act Well that seems painful. Evan Hurst News 21 Dec 2017
Chris Cillizza Shits On Hillary Some More, Because What Else Is He Going To Cover? TAXES? Good thing the news is slow today and Cillizza had time to do this! Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2017
Jill Stein Under Investigation Now, Probably For Being Too Right Uh oh, here come the mad comments! Evan Hurst News 19 Dec 2017
FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like 'YAY!' It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER. Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2017
Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY. Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
