Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again! The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time! Evan Hurst News 31 Jan 2019
Julian Assange To Be Offered Asylum In American Prison. Don't Bring The Cat. Damn straight. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2018
Trump Knows The DODGY DOSSIER Is Stealing Elections For Democrats, And HE. IS. PISSED. There is no conspiracy theory too stupid for President Early Bird Menu to latch onto. Evan Hurst News 09 Nov 2018
Cheerio, Donald Trump! Robert Mueller Just Indicted A Fuckton Of Russian Hackers! Have fun at your summit with Vladimir Putin, Mr. President! Evan Hurst News 13 Jul 2018
DOES ROGER STONE SHOCK YOU, ROBERT MUELLER? IS HE A VERY SHOCKING BOY? Is Roger Stone the CENTER OF THE CONSPIRACY? Or is he just some dude with a fucked up-shaped head who likes to act like he has friends? Evan Hurst News 03 Apr 2018
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME. Evan Hurst News 10 Jan 2018
It's Real Fuckin' Obvious Why GOP Didn't Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT? Evan Hurst News 10 Jan 2018
Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE! Is Papadopoulos's guilty plea the DRIP DRIP DRIP that will lead to the FULL GUSHER that takes these fuckers down? Evan Hurst News 31 Oct 2017
