Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again!

The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time!

Julian Assange To Be Offered Asylum In American Prison. Don't Bring The Cat.

Damn straight.

Trump Knows The DODGY DOSSIER Is Stealing Elections For Democrats, And HE. IS. PISSED.

There is no conspiracy theory too stupid for President Early Bird Menu to latch onto.

Cheerio, Donald Trump! Robert Mueller Just Indicted A Fuckton Of Russian Hackers!

Have fun at your summit with Vladimir Putin, Mr. President!