Julian Assange To Be Offered Asylum In American Prison. Don't Bring The Cat. Damn straight. Evan Hurst Russia 16 Nov 2018
Trump Knows The DODGY DOSSIER Is Stealing Elections For Democrats, And HE. IS. PISSED. There is no conspiracy theory too stupid for President Early Bird Menu to latch onto. Evan Hurst Russia 09 Nov 2018
Cheerio, Donald Trump! Robert Mueller Just Indicted A Fuckton Of Russian Hackers! Have fun at your summit with Vladimir Putin, Mr. President! Evan Hurst Russia 13 Jul 2018
DOES ROGER STONE SHOCK YOU, ROBERT MUELLER? IS HE A VERY SHOCKING BOY? Is Roger Stone the CENTER OF THE CONSPIRACY? Or is he just some dude with a fucked up-shaped head who likes to act like he has friends? Evan Hurst Russia 03 Apr 2018
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME. Evan Hurst Russia 10 Jan 2018
It's Real Fuckin' Obvious Why GOP Didn't Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT? Evan Hurst Russia 10 Jan 2018
Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE! Is Papadopoulos's guilty plea the DRIP DRIP DRIP that will lead to the FULL GUSHER that takes these fuckers down? Evan Hurst Russia 31 Oct 2017
TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS! Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD. Evan Hurst Russia 30 Oct 2017
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
