Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again!

The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time!

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Julian Assange To Be Offered Asylum In American Prison. Don't Bring The Cat.

Damn straight.

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Trump Knows The DODGY DOSSIER Is Stealing Elections For Democrats, And HE. IS. PISSED.

There is no conspiracy theory too stupid for President Early Bird Menu to latch onto.

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Cheerio, Donald Trump! Robert Mueller Just Indicted A Fuckton Of Russian Hackers!

Have fun at your summit with Vladimir Putin, Mr. President!

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DOES ROGER STONE SHOCK YOU, ROBERT MUELLER? IS HE A VERY SHOCKING BOY?

Is Roger Stone the CENTER OF THE CONSPIRACY? Or is he just some dude with a fucked up-shaped head who likes to act like he has friends?

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Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

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It's Real Fuckin' Obvious Why GOP Didn't Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?

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Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE!

Is Papadopoulos's guilty plea the DRIP DRIP DRIP that will lead to the FULL GUSHER that takes these fuckers down?

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Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again!

The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time!

Julian Assange To Be Offered Asylum In American Prison. Don't Bring The Cat.

Damn straight.

Trump Knows The DODGY DOSSIER Is Stealing Elections For Democrats, And HE. IS. PISSED.

There is no conspiracy theory too stupid for President Early Bird Menu to latch onto.

Cheerio, Donald Trump! Robert Mueller Just Indicted A Fuckton Of Russian Hackers!

Have fun at your summit with Vladimir Putin, Mr. President!

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

DOES ROGER STONE SHOCK YOU, ROBERT MUELLER? IS HE A VERY SHOCKING BOY?

Is Roger Stone the CENTER OF THE CONSPIRACY? Or is he just some dude with a fucked up-shaped head who likes to act like he has friends?

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

It's Real Fuckin' Obvious Why GOP Didn't Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?

Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE!

Is Papadopoulos's guilty plea the DRIP DRIP DRIP that will lead to the FULL GUSHER that takes these fuckers down?

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Seth Rich Died Before Assange Ever Received Hacked DNC Emails. Guess Who That's Not Stopping.

Who Is (Was) Lyra McKee, And What The Bloody Hell Is Going On In Northern Ireland?

Surprise, Lindsey Graham Only Cares About Obstruction When Bill Clinton's Dong Is Involved

YEP, TRUMP'S F*CKED. Mueller Report Liveblog, LAST PART!

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