Mueller's Team Would Like Bill Barr To Shut His Justice-Obstructing Mouth Hole Please! Well this is just a shock and a surprise literally everyone could have seen coming! Evan Hurst News 04 Apr 2019
TRUMP DOESN'T CARE, HE BELIEVES PUTIN! If you thought you were crazy thinking Trump is a literal actual Russian agent, Andrew McCabe is here to clear all that up for you. Evan Hurst News 18 Feb 2019
Peter Strzok Is A Fucking Badass. Let's Liveblog His All-Day Testimony! SHIT'S GONNA BE LIT, Y'ALL. Evan Hurst News 12 Jul 2018
Radicalized New York FBI Sleeper Cell Leaking Up Devin Nunes's Ass Too You thought they were just leaking to Rudy Giuliani? HAHAHAHA, WRONG. Evan Hurst News 18 Jun 2018
Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL! Evan Hurst News 07 Feb 2018
Washington Post Preemptively Kneecaps Devin Nunes's Next Memo In The Dick Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with! Evan Hurst News 07 Feb 2018