Trump Meeting With Petraeus For State, Because What F*cking Classified Emails?

David Petraeus is not Hillary Clinton, therefore he is obviously innocent.

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Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

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How Is Hillary Clinton Murdering America With Her Emails Today?

Is this 'quid pro quo' thing the smoking gun that should put Hillary IN JAIL? Ahem, no.

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Comey Hearings Just A Bunch Of House Republicans Stepping On Own Dicks. Again.

What did we learn from the GOP's incessant badgering of James Comey? Lots! But not what the GOP wanted us to learn.

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Dammit, Loretta Lynch Won't Put Hillary Clinton In Email Jail Either!

Probably because Hillary bribed her, ayup, that's the ticket, you bet.

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House GOP Wants To Investigate Hillary's Emails, Because That's Gone So Well In The Past

Ooh, ooh! Maybe they could investigate Benghazi some more while they're at it!

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Why Hillary Clinton Will Not Rot In Jail For Aggravated Emailing: Your Ultimate #Emails Wonksplainer

Read this so you can explain How Things Work to your dumb right-wing uncle.

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FBI Refuses To Imprison Hillary Clinton For Being History's Greatest Email Monster

Hooray, all the Hillary Clinton scandals are over now, until the GOP makes up some new ones!

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

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Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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