Trump Meeting With Petraeus For State, Because What F*cking Classified Emails? David Petraeus is not Hillary Clinton, therefore he is obviously innocent. Evan Hurst News 28 Nov 2016
Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF! Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant. Evan Hurst News 09 Nov 2016
How Is Hillary Clinton Murdering America With Her Emails Today? Is this 'quid pro quo' thing the smoking gun that should put Hillary IN JAIL? Ahem, no. Evan Hurst News 18 Oct 2016
Comey Hearings Just A Bunch Of House Republicans Stepping On Own Dicks. Again. What did we learn from the GOP's incessant badgering of James Comey? Lots! But not what the GOP wanted us to learn. Evan Hurst News 08 Jul 2016
Dammit, Loretta Lynch Won't Put Hillary Clinton In Email Jail Either! Probably because Hillary bribed her, ayup, that's the ticket, you bet. Evan Hurst News 06 Jul 2016
House GOP Wants To Investigate Hillary's Emails, Because That's Gone So Well In The Past Ooh, ooh! Maybe they could investigate Benghazi some more while they're at it! Evan Hurst News 06 Jul 2016
Why Hillary Clinton Will Not Rot In Jail For Aggravated Emailing: Your Ultimate #Emails Wonksplainer Read this so you can explain How Things Work to your dumb right-wing uncle. Evan Hurst News 05 Jul 2016
FBI Refuses To Imprison Hillary Clinton For Being History's Greatest Email Monster Hooray, all the Hillary Clinton scandals are over now, until the GOP makes up some new ones! Evan Hurst News 05 Jul 2016
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