Today In July 5, 2016, History: Wonkette Explains Why F*CK OFF About Hillary's Emails, That Is Not The Same

Read this so you can explain How Things Work to your dumb rightwing uncle.

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Trump Meeting With Petraeus For State, Because What F*cking Classified Emails?

David Petraeus is not Hillary Clinton, therefore he is obviously innocent.

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Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

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How Is Hillary Clinton Murdering America With Her Emails Today?

Is this 'quid pro quo' thing the smoking gun that should put Hillary IN JAIL? Ahem, no.

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