Bill Barr Is Your Batsh*t Fox News-Obsessed Uncle And You Hate Him

God help us, Trump found his Roy Cohn.

NEW Trump Attorney General Pick Is Big Dumb Meatball, Just Like The Last Idiot

Meet William Barr! He's a VERY SERIOUS PERSON, and he sucks.

President BabySh*ts Actually Tried To LOCK HER UP, Because He's A Garbage Human Being

BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is exactly the un-American shithead we always said he is.

Sexy Redhead Russian Spy Gun Lady (No, The Other One) Maria Butina, YOU ARE IN JAIL!

Is this collusion?