Bill Barr Is Your Batsh*t Fox News-Obsessed Uncle And You Hate Him God help us, Trump found his Roy Cohn. Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2019
NEW Trump Attorney General Pick Is Big Dumb​ Meatball, Just Like The Last Idiot Meet William Barr! He's a VERY SERIOUS PERSON, and he sucks. Evan Hurst News 07 Dec 2018
President BabySh*ts Actually Tried To LOCK HER UP, Because He's A Garbage Human Being BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is exactly the un-American shithead we always said he is. Evan Hurst News 20 Nov 2018
Sexy Redhead Russian Spy Gun Lady (No, The Other One) Maria Butina, YOU ARE IN JAIL! Is this collusion? Evan Hurst News 17 Jul 2018
Sean Hannity Can't Believe Savage Gargoyle Hillary Clinton Would Suggest Fox News Does Not Like Her Fox News Exclusive: HILLARY IS AT IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER? Evan Hurst News 04 Apr 2018
Secretary Of Defense 'Diamond And Silk' Explains How Hillary Clinton Gave Russia Its First Nukes Ever, In 2010 What? They are not the Secretary of Defense yet? Give Trump time. Evan Hurst News 30 Mar 2018
Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon' Do What He Wants, Donald Trump! Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :( Evan Hurst News 30 Mar 2018
Everybody Wants To GTFO Of The Trump White House, So It Sucks How Big Lots Probably Won't Hire Them We wouldn't hire any of these fuckers either. Evan Hurst News 02 Mar 2018
Nancy Drew And The Mystery Of Why Some Dude Writer Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Kill Her Feminininism
