Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders About To Say 'Hucka-BYE, FELICIA'? Shuckabee AND her deputy gonna nope out. Evan Hurst News 14 Jun 2018
Do You Think Putin Brought The Pee Tape? Wonkagenda For Fri., July 7, 2017 Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 07 Jul 2017
Hobby Lobby Has To Return All The Cool Bible Shit It Stoled From Iraq. UNFAIR! Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus! Evan Hurst News 06 Jul 2017
Donald Trump's European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017 Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 06 Jul 2017
Intel Committees To Michael Flynn: LOL YOU ARE *SO* FUCKED Is it time for Michael Flynn to GO TO JAIL? Not yet, but sounds like Congress is gettin' pissed! Evan Hurst News 24 May 2017
Trump Cons Religious Idiots With Meaningless Executive Order, Completely Forgets To Fuck The Gays Sorry, Christian wingnuts, but you got scammed. Evan Hurst News 04 May 2017
Trump Will Reportedly Fuck The Gays For Jesus On Thursday Wait, but we thought Trump LOVED the gays! Evan Hurst News 03 May 2017
Neil Gorsuch Confirmed To SCOTUS By Vote Of 'Fuck You' To 'Merrick Garland' Well this sucks. Evan Hurst News 07 Apr 2017
