Yay, It's Bill Barr's Super Cool Global Carmen-Sandiego-On-Bath-Salts Tour For Trump! 2016 will never end. Evan Hurst Russia 01 Oct 2019
Don Jr. And Vanky Will Decide America's Gun Policy, ThankYouVeryMuch Oh look, it's Stupid King Lear! Five Dollar Feminist Guns 23 Sep 2019
Who Murdered The President's Gun Background Checks Which He Totally Wanted Very Much? BETOOOOOOOOOO. Five Dollar Feminist Guns 19 Sep 2019
How Can Mike Pence Be Anti-Gay? He Was Munchin' Beanie Weenies With A Gay Five Minutes Ago! Solid logic from the White House's token gay quisling Judd Deere. Evan Hurst News 03 Sep 2019
We Need To Talk Some More About President BabbleSh*t's Humiliating G7 Performance Is his brain leaking all the way out of his head? Is he a Russian asset? Or is it both? Evan Hurst News 27 Aug 2019
Oh No, BuzzFeed Is Being A Gay Homo-Fascist Again BuzzFeed profiled Judd Deere, gay GOP idiot White House deputy press sec. Now a gay GOP idiot at the Washington Examiner is MAD! Evan Hurst News 03 Jul 2019
Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY! And then he got all his aides to praise his very calm and stable genius demeanor. Totally normal! Evan Hurst News 24 May 2019
Trump GOP Still Screwing Puerto Rico Like It's Mexico Or Something Disaster funding? But haven't we given 'that country' enough? (No.) Doktor Zoom Congress 02 Apr 2019
