President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018

Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief!

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Fox News Celebrates Labor Day Weekend With Class...ism.

Fox News mocks the guy who played Elvin on The Cosby Show for working at Trader Joe's.

Class War

Hey Conservatives, It's Not Our Fault That You Suck At Art.

It's your own.

Culture

Leave Angela Lansbury Alone!

Angela Lansbury isn't the patriarchy, she's a victim of it.

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Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because You Are NAMBLA!

I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.

Russia

Who The Hell Is Sean Hannity's New Fake-News Boyfriend 'Kim Dotcom'?

Hey, who's this guy, you vaguely wondered. Well, there's a lot not to like! Plus an OPEN THREAD!

Science

Unceremoniously Knocked Up Bristol Palin Pissed About Thing

Bristol is APPALLED by these so-called 'A-listers' who won't even perform for Trump's inauguration. HOW DARE THEY?

News

Shrieking Meth-Banshee Michelle Malkin Makes Angry List Of All The Boobies She's Seen Lately

Just one more thing on which insane rage monkey Michelle Malkin and poised, calm, lovely and boob-positive Wonkette part ways.

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

Healthcare

Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

Crime

Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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