Tucker Carlson Proves President Bannon Hasn't Beheaded Anybody (That We Know Of)

Heckuva job, dipshit. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! :D

Hawaiian GOP Candidate's Jebus War Against Tulsi Gabbard Too Crazy For Hawaiian GOP

A Republican nominee for Congress accuses her Democratic opponent, incumbent Tulsi Gabbard, of being a devil worshipper because Gabbard is Hindu. She also hates Japanese-Americans. She seems nice.

FBI Finally Calls It Terrorism, Fox News Needs New Shorts

John Kasich Detects Some Flaws In His Jihad For Jesus Plan (But He's Still For It)