Let's Meet Rudy Giuliani's Team Of Dipsh*ts, Most Of Whom Are In Jail Or Under House Arrest In Vienna Right Now

These are the people Giuliani enlisted to steal the world for Donald Trump in the 2020 election. WOO BOY.

Everything About This Russian Spy Extraction Story Is Unsettling As F*ck

There is fuckery afoot, we guarantee it.

Nastya Rybka Is Free! Sort Of! Wait, Y'all Remember Who The F*ck Nastya Rybka Is?

We wish we thought this was a happy ending to a fucked up story, but we're talking about Russia here.

Let's Subpoena Julian Assange's Nasty-Ass Cat, See What It Knows About Paul Manafort

Robert Mueller has probably already done that, TBH.