Star Parker Been Watching ZooPorn Again
Nasty libeling mean girl says what?
18 Jul 2018
South Dakota Dickhole Sorry He Forgot Segregation Was Bad
Who doesn’t long for the days when public spaces were littered with those beautifully rustic signs declaring NO COLOREDS ALLOWED!
06 Jun 2018
Nothing To See Here, Folks. Apparently Gay Men Beat Themselves Into Comas.
Who jumps off of a train going 60-70 mph, yet does not have injuries consistent with jumping off of a train?
25 May 2018
Joy Reid Issues Apology For Stuff She Says Does Not Believe She Wrote
Joy Reid explains that she doesn't believe she wrote those things, but understands why people think she would have.
28 Apr 2018
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Trump's NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New 'No Science' Agenda To Space Agency
Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.
20 Apr 2018
Former Navy SEAL And Fox News Personality Somehow Too Racist For Job In Trump Administration
Poor man had to quit just for saying stuff you'd find on Breitbart any day of the week.
19 Jan 2018
Alex Jones Is CUSSIN' MAD At Rep. Adam Schiff And His Cocksucking Eyes!
Alex Jones hasn't said cusses in 22 years. BUT NOW HE IS ANGRY.
04 Apr 2017
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