Trump Thinks It's SO FUNNY How Mike Pence Wants To Hang All The Gays, Like LOL!

To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.

Wingnut Mourns George Michael By Wishing He Was Straight Like Other Dude In Wham!

Not the best in memoriam we've ever read.

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Seven Times The Media Lied About Trump's New HUD Pick, Ben Carson, By Quoting Him

The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all.

Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes

There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again.