Jared Kushner's Magical MBA Knows New York Whiners Don't Need Thousands Of Vents These douchebags will kill us all. Liz Dye coronavirus 02 Apr 2020
Hopey Changey Jobby Againy Go Back To White Housey, Guess She Failedy In Californy, Big Frowny Who greenlighted this reunion special? Liz Dye White House 13 Feb 2020
Corey Lewandowski Declines To Run For Senate In New Hampshire, Declares Flawless Victory In related news, your Wonkette has withdrawn our name from consideration from the Miss America contest. Liz Dye 2020 Congressional Elections 02 Jan 2020
Trump DOJ Knows Who Was An Innocent Lamb And It Is Richard Nixon Shorter Trump DOJ lawyers: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SHOW THEM THE 'ROAD MAP!' Evan Hurst Impeachment 10 Oct 2019
Don McGahn, You Are TELL IT TO THE JUDGE! Shit's 'bout to go down, y'all. Evan Hurst News 08 Aug 2019
Jerry Nadler Whipping Up Some Delicious Peach Mint This Weekend! Gimme an I! Gimme an M! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 27 Jul 2019
Hey Hope Hicks! Jerry Nadler Would Like To See You In His Office. Did Hopey LIE TO CONGRESS? It sure seems like that's a possibility that has not been ruled out! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too! All of these fuckers should be in prison. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
