Game Of 'You're Boned.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 16, 2019

Trump demands people work for free as government shutdown enters 26th day. Your morning news brief!

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Tick Tock Motherf*ckers!

It's almost Mueller Time.

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Oh Great, Democrats Want To Let Americans Vote. What's Next, SOCIALIST TRANSGENDER ARUGULA?

This is what you voted for. Or at least a big chunk of it.

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Be The Terror You Want To See In The World! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 7, 2019

It's not a 'concrete wall' anymore, Dems put on their Investigatin' shoes, and Joe Biden gets ready to run. Your morning news brief!

Elections

Right! What's All This 'Green New Deal,' Then?

Hold on, this isn't the least bit silly. Carry on, then.

Science

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

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What Time Is The State Of The Union? Never, Because Nancy Pelosi Just Canceled Trump

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Who Wants To Play Guess The Mueller Manafort Redactions?

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Everyone Ran For President Last Night. OK, Just Kirsten Gillibrand.

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William Barr Confirmation Hearing Wrap-Up: At Least He's Better Than The Dumbf*ck We Have Right Now!

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