House Republicans All Quitting Congress Now, Something Something DEMS IN DISARRAY! Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Evan Hurst Congress 31 Jul 2019
YOU GET NOTHING! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 3, 2019 Trump's shutdown enters Day 13, and Nancy Pelosi comes out swinging. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 03 Jan 2019
Congressman's Office Threatens Professor For The Violence Inherent In The ... Fart Joke These people are fucking insane. Doktor Zoom News 02 Nov 2018
Grifty Congressman Named 'Duncan' Isn't Even Duncan Hunter This Time! What's the deal with guys named Duncan and graft, huh? Doktor Zoom News 06 Apr 2018
When You Love Something, Pay It Off With Congressional $$$ And Get Kicked Off The Ethics Committee Pennsylvania Congressman Pat Meehan, it is your time to shine! Doktor Zoom News 24 Jan 2018
Robert Mueller Just Has A Couple Of Questions...Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 24, 2018 So much fuckin' Trump Russia, Republicans are screaming about secret societies, and Mazel Tov to Tammy Duckworth. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 24 Jan 2018
'The Place Wolves Like To Fuck.' Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 15, 2018 Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic! Dominic Gwinn News 15 Jan 2018
The Female Body Has Ways To Shut That Whole 'Rep. Trent Franks' Thing Down We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens. Doktor Zoom News 08 Dec 2017
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
