If It's What You Say, I Love Robert Mueller Testifying, Especially Later In The Summer! Clear your calendars, we got a date with THE TRUTH! Evan Hurst Russia 26 Jun 2019
Trump Probably Vetoing House Border Funding Bill, Because It Mandates The Babies Get 'Blankets' And 'Food' The cruelty is the point. Doktor Zoom Congress 26 Jun 2019
Your 2018 Legislative Shitmuffin Of The Whole Entire Year Is ... JIM JORDAN! Honorable mention: all the other Republicans who exist. Evan Hurst Russia 31 Dec 2018
Trump So Mad At Nick Ayers He Might Not Even Eat 10 Big Macs Today Just kidding yes he will. Evan Hurst News 11 Dec 2018
Jim Jordan To GOP: What If We Were Big Stupid Liars Like Trump? You Know, HYPOTHETICALLY Yes, it's because they're not Trumpy enough. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 14 Nov 2018
Lucy McBath Going To Congress! Dana Rohrabacher Probably Going Home To Russia, Or Maybe Jail! The Blue Wave is bigger than we thought, y'all. Evan Hurst 2018 State and Local Elections 08 Nov 2018
Jim Acosta: American Hero. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 8, 2018 Another mass shooting, the White House revokes Jim Acosta's press pass, and House Republicans start stabbing each other in the face. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Russia 08 Nov 2018
GOOD MORNING MONTANA. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 19, 2018 Trump tries to change the story, Zinke gets caught grifting, and Nikki Haley's got jokes. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 19 Oct 2018
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
