Can Somebody Hold Eric Swalwell's Beer While He Kicks Richard Burr Square In The Dick?

We're beginning to think we can't trust that Richard Burr!

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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

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Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not.

Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell!

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President Grandpa, Would You RELAX? Dems Will Never Stop Investigating You, And Your Whining Is Pathetic

It's just getting tiresome at this point.

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Adam Schiff Announces House Intel Plan To Fck Trump-Russia Fckers The F*ck Up

GAME ON, DICKS.

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Hey Robert Mueller, Adam Schiff Has A Sexxxy Present For You!

It's transcripts! Transcripts full of LIES!

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10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t

We're sure this is fine.

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Is Devin Nunes F*cking One Last Cow To Protect Trump? MOOOOOOO-ybe!

Cow jokes! Cow jokes! Let's do a post of cow jokes! Devin Nunes fuckin' cows jokes! Those are the best of jokes!

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