Trump Lawyers: Trump Accountants Will Sleep With The Fishes

So Elijah Cummings, Richard Neal, Adam Schiff, and Auntie Maxine are throwing a subpoena party!

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What's Devin Nunes Mooing About Today? The 'MUELLER DOSSIER'!

Hey look, Devin Nunes is a piece of shit again.

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Devin Nunes Gonna Uber Over To The FBI, Make The FBI Put The FBI IN JAIL!

Keep fucking that chicken.

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Is This The Most Weapons-Grade Stupid Thing A Trump Idiot Has Said All Week? Maybe!

Marc Thiessen would like to demonstrate how to completely overplay your hand during 'NO COLLUSION' week.

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Trump Wants Intel Chair Adam Schiff To Resign? Sure! But First, Just One More Thing

Hello, if you have a moment, you MAY want to watch this 79 times. Or 80. You choose.

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Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational

You didn't think they would waste any time completely overplaying their hand, did you?

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The Ministry Of Truth Has Decided The Following Pundits Are Unpersons

LOL, eat my ass.

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Trump Can't Reveal Secret Sexxx Chats With National Security Advisor Vladimir Putin, EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE APPLYETH!

NARRATOR: No, it doesn't.

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The Great Depression Coulda Been Worse: What If Herbert Hoover Had Twitter?

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